Bakerstreet

Poor Bastards, this must be the unemployment line or the line for a soup kitchen or maybe even the free government cheese line! I heard that the line started forming two weeks before it opened and that everywhere the lines are hours long before you get to the front! A friend stood in it for six hours on a Sunday and came away empty handed. Damn that Bushitler. this recession is worse then the 1920s stock market crash, the ecomony is in the toilet. the sky is fall… wait a minute… is that an Apple logo? Is that the line to get the new 3G iPhone? Aww shit, where’s my checkbook, I gotta go…

Our Obama, who art so heavenly,

Hallowed be thy Name.

Thy presidential election comes.

Thy will be done,

In America as in other socalist countries.

Give us this day our free healthcare.

And Increase for us our taxes,

throw those who trespass against you under the bus.

For those are not the persons you knew

And lead us not to victory, but to defeat in Iraq,

But deliver us from evil bushitler.

For thine is the kingdom,

of the power hungry, and the glory hounds,

Obama Damn America

Barack Akbar.