I Rachel 1
Posted in wRitErsbLock's wRants on November 30th, 2005 by writersblock1-In the beginning Jim created his blog…
2-And, lo, Jim did iron out the kinks enabling all browsers to view his site. And it was good.
3-Verily I say unto you: Jim enabled Rachel to create posts on his site. And, yeah, Rachel did take advantage of this ability and did post inane entries.
4-For Rachel was unable to post anything onto her own blog because she was deceived by the one who calls herself “lovely and talented”.
5-Yeah, SarahK did propose to alter the coding in Rachel’s blog so that a broken link would be fixed.
6-Verily I say unto you: SarahK did alter the coding and the blog did self-destruct.
7-Like a lion in sheep’s clothing, SarahK did plot to sabotage that humble blog. And SarahK saw that it was good.
8-Lo! Rachel cried unto Jim, “Help me reconstruct my blog.”
9-And Jim spake unto Rachel, saying, “Wherefore did you allow yourself to be led astray?”
10-And Rachel did rend her clothing and cover herself with soot and did repent unto Jim saying, “I will not be led astray again. Save my blog.” And she was sore afraid.
11-And Jim looketh upon Rachel with great pity and did comfort her, saying, “Verily, I will repair thy blog after work today. Even though it is a thorn in my side. Great is my love for you.”
12-Yeah, it has been said, “greater love hath no man that he repair a blog for his friend.”
13-And the evening and the morning were the first day without a blog.








